The Saratogian today gave a double wet kiss to Skip Scirocco. First Scirocco apologist and lapdog Andrew Bernstein wrote a puff piece explaining away the blatant illegal extension of a water line on Route 9p. Explaining “haaa shucks Skippy just gets a little confused.”
Barbara Lombardo, Managing Editor of the Saratogian when reached at home was quoted “we understand incompetence and frankly if it’s good enough for the Saratogian its good enough for DPW.”
Andrew Bernstein was unavailable for comment as he is going door to door with as he calls him “Commissioner Scirocco”
Scirocco is calling a press conference were latter today he will announce his Victory party will be held in the Saratogian pressroom and I agree with that choice since it’s not like anyone is using it or anything.
Disclaimer for the mentally challenged and for Bernstein groupies and tools. The above conversation did not take place. They are parodies of the buffoonish behavior of the news staff of the Saratogian.
7 comments:
I most say I enjoy your posts, your humor and you’re dripping sarcasm. One is Andrews faults is his humorless demeanor. I also believe he has a very vindictive nature so watch your back.
A special Halloween greeting to Eileen Finneran . Hey Eileen you can leave the house without makeup today, you won’t scare anyone.
To the Saratogian
The truth shall make you free, but first it shall make you angry.
If Skippy says it must be true.
What? No comments about the monkey and the organ grinder?
My god what a love fest to Scirocco.no wonder the Saratogian is a running joke.
I hear the Saratogian is running a special election day issue.It will go from two whole pages to three.
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