Witnesses have confirmed sighting of NXIVM zombies being brought into the city by Democrats for change to hold election campaign signs outside of polling places tomorrow. The rumor is they will be dressed as union workers holdings signs that read “KIM FOR MAYOR.” Kim was unavailable for comment and is thought to be meeting with Vanguard at the Adelphi Hotel
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While you read your newspaper and drink your coffee I was pissing in your gas tank. I also put a few nails under your tire.
Don't you just love fans.
What would be a feasible way of tackling an outbreak of a rapidly spreading zombie infection?
Oh i guess you could vote for Johnson
They seem like nice enough young people. Dressed nicely, very polite.
But the way they seems to always be gazing off into the distance...
If I were you I'd wash the dog
Too late. The mutt turned up rabid today.
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