This is the Funniest story I've read in a long time.
ANDREW J. BERNSTEIN ace cub reporter at The Saratogian reports today that our trees have been stuck by a mysterious Disease.
According to the Story and I am not making this up Commissioner of Public Works Skip Scirocco high school graduate and renowned global warming expert reports that leaf pickup has been so pathetic this year because
“it’s because leaves are staying on the trees longer.”
So remember folks its not because Scirocco is an idiot or that he never leaves his office or the fact that the unions run DPW. No it’s because of GLOBAL WARMING.
He went on to say
“The Department of Public Works was not able to provide a list of how many employees were working to collect leaves, or what streets had been cleaned’”
How nice nobody even knows what anyone else is doing, why am I not surprised?
Tell me BERNSTEIN did you keep a straight face when you were writing this crap? What are you going for the Deputy Commissioner of Public Works post?
I repeat for the tenth time “POLICE AND FIREMAN ARE GOING TO BE LAID OFF”
Scirocco’s crews are out driving in circles collecting unnecessary overtime and people are about to lose there jobs.
THAT’S THE STORY BERNSTEIN NOT THIS CRAP!!!!!