Sunday, December 6, 2009
PUBLIC SAFETY’S HOLIDAY CARD: GIVE TILL IT KILLS
Public safety not to be outdone by Public Works has released its new holiday card which calls on city residents to sacrifice for the good of there community till it kills them. Some have questioned the wisdom of this approach seeing that it will leave most of our tax base dead and seemingly unable to pay next years taxes, but soon to be appointed Chief, Assistant Chief John Betor put it all in perspective, in an article on the front page of the local fish wrap the Saratogian penned by Kim lapdog and Public Relations spokesperson Andrew Bernstein. Betor wrote “See if these cuts go through most city residents will be burnt to death in their homes and the survivors of this upcoming firestorm unable to find fire insurance for their blackened homes will be forced to wander aimlessly on the wild plains of Ohio or something like that.” Betor as always came prepared with graphs, statistics, coloring books and a 10,000 page report that no human being has ever read.
Kim had his own holiday greeting to the voters of Saratoga “ there you have it folks you voted me out of office and now your all doomed, Merry Christmas.”
Disclaimer. To the brainless members of the DFC before you call and get Attorney general Andrew Como out of bed this Sunday morning. This is a parody of an actual article in the paper written by a Kim lackey that I am ridiculing.