“Open Government now that’s funny” Thilo Ullman

Well the dust is starting to settle in the Democratic Committee catastrophe. In a triumph of dictatorial rule over democracy the leaders of the coup are tightening there death grip on the committee. A series of secret meeting has been taking place around the city. The most famous of these took place at Val Keehn’s house last night were enemies list were draw up, terror tactics planned and varies bounties were placed on leading opposition leaders. A few things have become clear. Al Turkheimer along with his cozy relationship with Joanne Yepsen is out. He is to be sent to a reeducation camp in the Adirondacks to chop wood for 5 years. This is seen as a recurring theme in the power play.

Joanne Yepsen the popular and attractive third term supervisor is seen as not politically reliable enough for the hard core believers. Her relationships with prominent members of the opposition have made her an object of scorn and jealousy. Brucie “Butch” Rosch is said to particularly harbor a great deal of resentment against Yepsen but I’m sure there have been a few sensual fantasies mixed in as well. It appears that the primary goal of the coup is to isolate people like Yepsen who have any kind of an independent power base or who might pose a challenge to the committees hand picked chosen candidates.

The first of these races would appear to be for Jim Tedisco’s seat in New York State Assembly District 110. No one knows at this point what Tedisco is going to do. Either he goes for a rematch against Murphy for Congressional district 20 or fights to keep his old seat. The coup leaders smell Jimmy’s blood and they can’t tolerate a person like Yepsen starting her own petition drive when one of their own might be interested. Enter Thilo Ullman

Thilo a native of Spain is said to be channeling {the DFCers are big on stuff like that} the spirit of Generalissimo Franco to silence dissent and to force unbelievers to resign from the committee. He is said to carry a Franco coin in his pocket for inspiration and has Spanish Fascism in his blood. Wasting no time and not waiting for his ex-buddies body { Turkheimer} to grow cold he has ruthlessly belittled anyone who would dare question his chairmanship. Calling for a series of secret meeting to plan the destruction of opposition Democrats he has promised a Spanish style Civil War against critics.

A secret meeting has been planned in Ullman's home for Sunday with strict orders that no one is to know. Curtains will be drawn candles lit and a blood oath sworn that each disciple present will do everything in their power to prepare the way for the groups most immediate goal. The nomination of RON KIM the disgraced former Mayoral Candidate the bully of the library, terrorizer of women and small pets to run for Tedisco’s seat in the 110 Assembly District. And I plan to do everything in my power to stop him. I welcome his threats, temper tantrums and his general bad hygiene {really Ron if your going to get that close to threaten people at least brush your teeth}. Your anger your wrath mean nothing to me. The opposition will not be silenced Democracy and rule by majority will always prevail. No amounts of your scare Tactics will ever change that