Commissioner of Public Works Skip Scirocco announced today that due to budget cuts and layoffs his department will be recruiting street tough dogs from
Scirocco went on to say "I don’t really have the people to put in the trucks if you’re removing snow from the area. This just puts more of a hardship on my department, on my guys." So I am approving a policy in which a number of well trained canines under the leadership of Conan the Barbarian 
a mongrel dog supervisor from 
Scirocco hopes to have the first DPW canines in the trucks this weekend. This is Scirocco’s second attempt to use animal labor to help in his Department. His first codenamed “Cold Pussy” which utilized cats for snow removal was a dismal failure.
See http://saratogaindecline.blogspot.com/2009/12/skip-scirocco-declares-snow-emergency.html
Rumor has it the PBA will be watching the success or failure of this project very carefully.
Legal disclaimer: This is a parody mocking the administration of Skippy who doesn’t have a cue what the fuck his Dept is doing.No animals were injured in the writing of this blog.
19 comments:
You crack me up. You may not be the best blog put you are the funniest.
I bet those dogs smell better then the people they have now. Last week I saw one pisses behind his truck. Must of been reliving himself after a 6 pack lunch.
I see Scirocco is remodeling his office into a little MANCAVE for himself and his chosen few. I like to know were he found the money for that.
In the Saratogian people were commenting that he was only using a few peices of sheetrock and moving a desk. It must be true it is commented in such a reliable source.
I look at side and see the snow and I think the city roads are just a disaster waiting to happen. Skippy builds his mancave out of misappropriated funds and nobody even notices the cars sliding down Lake Ave Hill.
I see you have but links up on Craig's list.Fucking Brilliant. that will make Scirocco the laughing stock of the state.
I love dogs but who the hell is going to open my beer cans when I'm plowing snow. Not only that try to borrow a few buck from a dog for a pack of smokes.This ain't right
Looks like this Horatio is in the toilet with his blog. This blog is losing steam too. The fun is over John.
Are you Kidding Me? The antics of Scirocco and his family Grimm are a never ending source of amusement to me. The problem with Mark Scirocco's blog is he has no sense of humor lighten up. look I've had my car rammed been threatened to many times to count. Been turned into the IRS. You've done everything you can to me but I still write and will continue to write as long as Scirocco continues to drive Saratoga Springs into the ground.So get used to it Demroc I'm in it for the long haul.
You semi-literate fuck!!! go fuck yourself
Well, hopefully the rumors are true that Michele Riggi will run for mayor next term. She is a great person and beholden to no one. She has done so much for the community (the YMCA, local animal causes, children's causes etc).
I know many people think that the only person who can stop this partisan divide is someone as classy and competent as Michele.
John,
Stop refering to demroc as us. I have nothing to do with him. I have done nothing to you and find it humorous that your paranoia has you dodging bullets when there is no bullets. You need to make peace with yourself to deal with the demons you feel are out to get you.
Father I live with no anger or hatred for that matter. Hatred is much too strong an emotion for the small city politics the nepotism and incompetence I see in Saratoga. It seems everybody wants to be the biggest fish in this little pond. I see the anger at the Sonny Bonacio the condo people the new money and I just laugh at the pettiness that leads people to be so bitter. You and Scirocco made your choices in life, live with them as I do with mine. When you get into politics your life becomes an open book. You can’t push people around and not expect them to push back. Scirocco is a Dog Catcher his son Mark as made some great life style choices which would be no bodies business until daddy starts throwing his weight around to bail him out. More on that will come out later. Now pappy wants to build a personal “mancave’ in city hall and you expect us to look the other way. Ain’t goner happen. We will keep the heat on and hold Skip accountable for his actions. That’s not anger that’s politics, Saratoga Politics.
Forget these assholes john. They need Scirocco for a job. They can't make it on the outside so they see you as a threat. The real danger still comes from the nut wing of the local dems. They are planning a comeback and they want you out of the way.
The DFC sees me as a problem. Believe me their problems are much bigger than me and their critics. They suffer from a systemic lack of vision and leadership. I am only a symptom of their disease.
All I see is our tax money going up in smoke to support all the cops, fireman, drunken DPW workers, lazy state workers, crooked politicians, greedy teachers unions and other special interests. I really hate the smoke they blow up your ass when you ask for answers.
John,
You preach about all the institutions being lazy,greedy, and crooked. You can't blow up the entire system and hope for the best. Are some of these concerns, sure! But you protect some while condemning others. Example: Crooked Politicians! You are one of McTygue's biggest supporters! On the otherhand the dfc are a joke! But love them or not we need teachers,cops and firemen.
I hate to break this to you Joe but I'm not
Don't make me unleash the flying monkeys
I allow your comments just like I allow others.
Michelle Riggi?
That's ALMOST as funny as Val Keehn!
Lord help us....
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