Commissioner of Public Works Skip Scirocco announced today that due to budget cuts and layoffs his department will be recruiting street tough dogs from
Scirocco went on to say "I don’t really have the people to put in the trucks if you’re removing snow from the area. This just puts more of a hardship on my department, on my guys." So I am approving a policy in which a number of well trained canines under the leadership of Conan the Barbarian
a mongrel dog supervisor from
Scirocco hopes to have the first DPW canines in the trucks this weekend. This is Scirocco’s second attempt to use animal labor to help in his Department. His first codenamed “Cold Pussy” which utilized cats for snow removal was a dismal failure.
Legal disclaimer: This is a parody mocking the administration of Skippy who doesn’t have a cue what the fuck his Dept is doing.No animals were injured in the writing of this blog.