Saturday morning the Democratic Committee conducted their usual bullshit public meeting at the Saratoga Springs Public Library. Unable to muster a quorum the meeting consisted of discussions on how to raise funds for there pathetically low treasury. But there was more to it than met the eye.
Later that evening at the Unitarian Universalist Church on North Broadway a select group of Democratic zealots and crazies high on drinking their own hallucinogenic cocktails plotted a coup d'etat against one of their own. Reminiscent of Hitler’s “Night of the Long Knives” one of there own would have to fall on his sword to make way for the new Emperor. Who among their click was missing from the secret meeting? The answer was Saratoga Springs City Democratic Committee chairman Al Turkheimer. Turk as he is called is a carpetbagger from downstate where he was instrumental in driving his last home the City of
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Lots were drawn to see who would make the phone call to their old friend and Keehn’s name was drawn.
Val gave Turk the news who slowly started to sob saying he had done the best he could but would make the sacrifice in the name of world socialism and agreed to draft his letter of resignation as chairman of Saratoga Springs City Democratic Committee,
Their you have it folks in the dark of night in a secret meeting the failed and most radical members of the Democratic party plotted and planned to control a committee that they had promised to keep open and transparent. All I can say is good luck and I’m sure Jasper Nolan and the whole Republican party thanks you too.