Saturday morning the Democratic Committee conducted their usual bullshit public meeting at the Saratoga Springs Public Library. Unable to muster a quorum the meeting consisted of discussions on how to raise funds for there pathetically low treasury. But there was more to it than met the eye.
Later that evening at the Unitarian Universalist Church on North Broadway a select group of Democratic zealots and crazies high on drinking their own hallucinogenic cocktails plotted a coup d'etat against one of their own. Reminiscent of Hitler’s “Night of the Long Knives” one of there own would have to fall on his sword to make way for the new Emperor. Who among their click was missing from the secret meeting? The answer was Saratoga Springs City Democratic Committee chairman Al Turkheimer. Turk as he is called is a carpetbagger from downstate where he was instrumental in driving his last home the City of
The group was
Ron kim
Val Keehn
Lou Benton
Linda Benton
Eileen Finneran
Brucie Rosch
Nancy Goldberg
John Goldberg
Lots were drawn to see who would make the phone call to their old friend and Keehn’s name was drawn.
Val gave Turk the news who slowly started to sob saying he had done the best he could but would make the sacrifice in the name of world socialism and agreed to draft his letter of resignation as chairman of Saratoga Springs City Democratic Committee,
RON KIM WILL NOW BE NAMED CHAIRMAN OF THE 
Their you have it folks in the dark of night in a secret meeting the failed and most radical members of the Democratic party plotted and planned to control a committee that they had promised to keep open and transparent. All I can say is good luck and I’m sure Jasper Nolan and the whole Republican party thanks you too.
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hello Saratogian anybody home? are you really a newspaper? Do you even care?
I can tell you what's going to happen.Ron Kim will call the paper and tell them it was a completely open meeting and after finding a mutual consensus Turk thought it would be best to step down and after begging Kim to take the Chairmanship he reluctantly agreed.
100% BULLSHIT. But the paper will print it. That is the reason so many of you have turned to this blog.
The Progressives Prayer:
Val is great
Val is good
Take my word
Like you should
Times were bleak
Wisdom rare
Along came Val
Like fresh air
She gave us hope
She made us pure
No longer bored
We found our cure
We will rise
Again to thrones
Take my word
We've called our loans
Oh blessed Val
With a sigh
I seek your love
For spirits high
PS:
Val, I miss your front porch teaching sessions SO much!
Please: we need you!
Open and transparent Democratic Committee is the political doctrine which holds that the business of Democratic Committee at all levels be subject to effective public scrutiny and oversight.that open, frank and candid debate be carried out in a manner free of deceit.
You should be ashamed you have failed at even the most basic democratic principles of free and open government.
FASCISTS!!!!
This group in charge.Disgusting!!!!!
This will be an interesting coup if they try it. The Comittee by-laws say if the Chair resigns the 1st vice chair (now Mary Z I believe) becomes chair. The only way they can put Kim in legally is to wait til next fall when the committee reorganizes
Tip: there is another coup under way. This one doesnt use knives, but bazookas.
The incompetent guy was replaced an insane guy.
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