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Friday, March 26, 2010

Vanguard {Keith Raniere} announces he has a few open positions



NXIVM is said to be looking for a few woman to fill various positions with Vanguard.

Must have long hair and be very thin. No experience is necessary but gullibility is a must. Virgins are encouraged to apply but must be over 18 {I believe this is an official endangered species in the State of New York.}

So here is your chance ladies, to find out what all the buzz is about. Warning they say Vanguard is an experienced gofer and never stops till he finishes at least three holes.*

* Disclaimer nothing in this is true, except for the endangered species part. This has been a long tough week in Saratoga and I just needed some comic relief at Vanguards expense. I mean when you think about it, it is fucking hilarious.

16 comments:

Dave from the Y said...

I have dated so many ignorant and inconsiderate white women that I can only find true love in non-white women. I feel like some kind of sex predator because when I look at women I wonder what their vagina looks like and when I see guys I wonder how big it is.

Burl Ivins said...

Newsflash! I will propose more cuts as soon as monday. The numbers are 18 more cops,18 more fire fighters and 20 more DPW. This is the latest news on this dilemma we face. True That! Don't forget where you heard it first.

Peckerwood Jr. said...

Fuck Raineire! More layoffs are unexceptable. Time to have a election recall on Ivins!

Kyle Doffmeyer said...

Good sometimes it seems we have more city workers than taxpayers.

Cut workers and Salaries.

And fuck State workers too!!!!! said...

Ivins for Governor

BS Tracker said...

News flash, idiot: Mr Ivins has never been the one to call for X number of layoffs in the various departments.

Instead, he does his mandated job of setting budge targets, inlcuding those for salaries & benefits. The next move is for the individual commissioners, in consultation with the unions, to deterrmine whether the preferred route to their budget target is layoffs or salary reductions.

If you recall, it is here that Mr Ronald Kim went about with his misinformation campaign (outright lies); claiming that layoffs were beiing forced on his department by Mr Ivins. Those of us with at least half a brain knew that was total BS.

You are doing the same thing.

You're both liars, cowards and morons.

city worker said...

I'm so scared!
Hold me!

Anonymous said...

Every time I see city workers I start to believe in reverse evolution.

Burl Ivins said...

BS Tracker, I'm an idiot? From the looks of your spelling you may be on the same education level as Jethro Bodine. You misspelled three times in your short comment. Of course Jethro graduated from 6th grade, did you? This is fact. Ivins is truly talking seriously about those numbers he wants to cut.

NOW. HERE. THIS. said...

So we are in agreement--

"IVINS is truly talking seriously about those NUMBERS he wants to cut."

The Commissioners are challenged to deliver on BUDGET CUTS. Under Ron Kim, a penny saved was a person pink-slipped. Rick Wirth took a more comprehensive view and cut Dogs & DARE and he continues to look at EVERY expense.

But "Folks," job cuts are happening everywhere in a nation that's seeing the Bills coming due. Like 19,000 jobs in New York City.

I don't know about you, but I'm finding boocoo ways to save everywhere I turn.

The current Commissioners can roll up their sleeves and make responsible cuts. Or they can stand their stubborn ground and run on their record in the next election.

-Kyle York
Cut Salaries,
Not Jobs.

Saratoga's Finest said...

Kyle, you don't realize that Wirth told Ivins to go fuck himself when he came to him about cutting more personnel. Once Wirth got in there he has proven to be no different than Kim. Ivins is taking his directive from John Herrick the repub chair. Herrick instructed Ivins to take John franck's lead. Ivins has even had his pissing match with Johnson. That was over an additional $11,000 for the REC Center.

NOW. HERE. THIS. said...

Finest-

Thank you!
Really.
Now please excuse me but I'm going back to Earth, the planet I live on. Slow down, take your meds, and do the math.

I KNEW Ron Kim.
And Senator Finest--
Rick Wirth is NO Ron Kim.


-Kyle York
Reality Springs, USA

Anonymous said...

Here's the thing 9:34 PM:

1. The Commissioner's have to assess just how effective their departments are managed.
2. The Council as a whole has to address the strangle hold that the unions have had on this City's budget for all too many years of doing business as usual.
3. Unacceptable overtime and poor management has to be addressed within the two largest departments.
4. The taxpayers will not stand for run-away inflationary department demands any longer.
5. Don't be so sure what you know - you may think you know what they know, but that's only because they want you to know what they want you to know, not what they know.
6. The present Council members know that they got in office because of the meltdown of the wackjob progressive democrats, the self-absorbed Kim, the stigmata of Val, and the promise of responsible realistic budgets.
7. Salaries need to be cut.

Saratoga's Finest said...

Wirth told Ivins to go fuck himself. I can't make that any clearer than that.

NOW. HERE. THIS. said...

Officer Finenuts-

It is sad but not surprising that the voice of Commissioner Kim still echoes through the caverns of City Hall. His vocabulary is a remarkable thing, aptly documented.

But while the best of our Peace Officers hear the new tone of a civilized Commissioner, you still revel in the echoes from the toilets.

"Still a man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest..."

-Kyle York
Civility*and*Respect Happens

Progressives said...

Who's calling who whackjobs? We're smart.

We even have diplomas from Val's Special Ed class to prove it. Like Val says: We're Special!