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Tuesday, May 11, 2010

Bernstein cries fowl. Realizes just how thankless the promoter’s life is.




With tears dripping on his keyboard Andrew J. Bernstein Sports Editor at The Saratogian has penned a sob story of epic proportions at Embrocation Cycling Journal HERE. Seems Bernstein has taken offense to my criticism of him and his planning abilities. Whining that my complaints along with residents legitimate complaints were beyond “anything that any volunteer should have to deal with”

Ohhhhhh I’m so sorry. Did the spotlight I shone on your race upset you? Well what can I say? I guess you are more used to the admiration of your parents and Editor Bab’s. But I will take a moment out of my busy day to explain a few simple things to you.

1, You love cycling fine, I enjoy it my self. Unfortunately the entire west side doesn’t share your enthusiasm and doesn’t appreciate having their entire neighborhood in lock down so you can enjoy your expensive toys in traffic and pedestrian free streets.

2. Learn something about public relations you arrogant little prick. When people complain to you, address their complaints without your trademark dismissive attitude.

3. Buy a book on Thoroughbred racing as Sports Editor at The Saratogian you should at least know which end of the horse goes in the Starting gate.

4. Keep a close eye on your trust fund; you’re going to need it to support yourself.

5. The fact that you had to call your friends
“When I put out the all-call to my brethren in spandex, they responded like minutemen, letting the anonymous, online detractors know that they loved coming to our city to spend the day, race their bikes, talk to the locals and spend some money. There is value in bike racing to a community” shows the lack of LOCAL support for your hobby
I had to call on no one for support. They were more than happy to tell you exactly what they thought of you, without sticking a cattle prod up their ass.



6.And please Andrew cut the crap that you only organized this for altruistic reasons. Face it you have no credibility with the locals as a reporter so you organized this event to increase your standing and reputation among a select group of elitist cycling friends. As far as the money raised for charity that was just an afterthought to you and frankly a coin drop on East Ave would have raised an equal amount without the aggravation.

Please donate to Haiti Earthquake Relief
Here.
See Andrew, now I’m a charity too.



7.And Finally I do take exception to your criticism of me in regard to your biased reporting in the last election. You may not realize this, but prominent members of the Democrats for change bragged how they had you “in the bag”. Your love and fawning admiration for Commissioner of DPW Anthony “Skip” Scirocco and your refusal to report on any event that might hold him in a bad light was unprofessional to the point of being degusting.

Anyway hope to see you at lunch and keep that resume up to date. Something tells me, you’re going to need it

24 comments:

Bernstein has a small penis and a big vagina said...

Boy this little faggot Bernstein keeps getting worse. I have never seen a bigger baby in my entire life. I hope he gets hit by a fucking truck one day while he is out there clowning around in his spandex thinking he is Lance Armstrong. This little prick doesn't even realize his own co-workers are laughing at him on this blog when he isn't in the office. He has ZERO respect in the community and his own staff considers him to be an incompetent boob. He is a "sports editor" and he thinks one of the hockey teams is called the New York Islands! Hey, dipshit, it is Islanders. He also does not even know whether the Yankees are in the American or National League and -- I shit you not -- his co-workers caught him Googling the term "quarterback sack" one night. Babs made one hell of a great hire here! The last guy quit in disgust because he had come to the end of his rope dealing with rec basketball and pee wee wrestling and could not take Lombardo's stab-you-in-the-back ways. They then had another editor quit before he even showed up for the job and they then fired another sports guy because he was making poor little bitch Andrew feel intimidated because that guy knew Andrew was a fraud and was not afraid to call him out on it. This little pussy fuck Bernstein did in fact do favors for his preferred candidates while on the city beat. Do not listen to anything he says otherwise. He is a fucking liar who has been exposed in his own office, exposed on his former city beat and now exposed as the weakest link at one of the weakest papers in the country. This snot-nosed little bitch deserves everything that comes his way. Hey Andrew, how does it feel to be universally detested and know you have no future other than one of mediocrity?

Bernstein should just kill himself said...

The little bitch probably won't have to update his resume because he does whatever mommy Babs and daddy O'Sullivan tell him to. Spineless jellyfish. Maybe they will have Andrew J. Bernstein Day at Saratoga National Little League this summer. Then again, maybe not. After all, I'm sure even the 9-year-old pant wetters in this town would like to kick his ass too.

Ben lives on said...

Easy on the gay bashing. I have gay friends and most wouldn't give Andy the time of day.

Don't call me Andy or I will cry said...

Ben, you are right. Bernstein should be hated whether you are straight or gay. Neither group would claim this worm.

DBA Member said...

John I don't always agree with you but on Bernstein he is exactly what you say. I had run ins with him the past couple of years and he is truly a wuss. I don't necessarily think he was backing any one candidate though. It was more like his reporting skills were soo bad it sounded as if he was one sided.

Gay lover/Bernstein Hater said...

Bernstein cries Fowl? F-o-w-l? What is he a turkey? Oh. Wait. He is a Turkey!

I've seen it all before said...

There are many reasons Bernstein went out of his way to piss you off last year John. You represent everything he dislikes in our society. He has a $200.000 education, wealthy parents and according to him a right of birth and privilege to be respected and admired. You are everything he is not, simply poor, ignorant trash in his book. But don’t be offended, for he characterizes 80% of the population the same as you. The stupid beer drinking, hotdog munching, horse racing fans that should be eating a nice salad while marveling at Bernstein and his friend’s athletic ability while they careen on their bikes.

See he believes that only the wealthy and elites are entitled to an opinion and it is his job not to inform them of news but to lead them to make the right choices in messy things like free elections. But little things like blogs and smart ass’s like you upset his little plan so instead of debating the criticism of him he will simply whine about the entire question.

Keep it up John. We need people with common sense like you to remind us of the hypocrisy of people like him and his friends

Went to the Saratogian website and my dog died said...

I can explain Bernstein much more simply.
The man is a buttplug.

Ben lives on said...

Dear Mr. Bernstein if you have any complaints.

Just like your newspaper we are just to busy to monitor comments. So if you think any of this should be removed send us an e-mail, write in the header "REPORT ABUSE" then hand type your personal e-mail, add why you think it should be removed and I will get to it when I can.
The Management

Juan Kim said...

Tighe. You motherf**king,cocks**king,slut bag licking whore dog! Your ass is mine in a sling, bitch!

Anonymous said...

Juan, try lightening up a bit. You must be blowing Andy boy.

Anonymous said...

I've read your blog with spotted interest, and you definitely provide an insight to the city. However, this entry is over the top in its spitefulness, which is only surmounted by the tenor of despicable comments. I'm not sure your aim here, but if it's to destroy a 25-year-old guy who is probably making a salary commensurate with your standard fry cook at McDonalds, that's a sad commentary for your blog.

Will Rourke said...

Poor Andy. Maybe he should have thought about the shit he tried to hang on people while he was writing his horseshit blog. He was using his blog and his authority to hammer commentors he didn't agree with. Togh shit if he can't take it.
The picture above of the little girl seems to resemble another person who thinks her shit doesn't stink. That would be Nancy "whine ass" Muldoon. Another one who feels she has the right to display an elitist attitude and then cry when others call her out on her comments. Screw her and Andrew!

Real men don't wear spandex said...

Bernstein is destroying himself; nobody else is responsible for his demise and reputation. The blog owner is merely pointing out what slime we have at the local rag paper, which is well within reason. Bernstein is viewed as a total clown in this town and everywhere he shows his face he is snickered at with good reason. Andy boy has made a mockery of his profession and is deserving of the scorn he receives for his actions. And the crew that hired him, Lombardo and O'Sullivan, deserve some venom spewed their way also. The only reason they hired him is because they knew he would be their little bitch and that he would crap his diaper any time they raised their voice to him. They have driven away all the talented people who dared question their motives and decison making ability. Everyone they forced out has gone on to bigger and better things. Of their last three sports editors, Will Springstead, Morgan Ryan and Brian Bouyea, two of them got better paying and more credible jos in the field at the Post Star and the Daily Racing Form and Bouyea has a nice cushy job as the director of communications at the Racing Hall of Fame. All of them has a much better salary these days and must be thrilled to be rid of the insanity of the leadership of that so-called paper. Bernstein, however, will not move on to anything better because he has no sac and he is simply an ass-kissing yes man. And to the person who said Bernstein believes he is better than the track crowd, you are spot-on. He thinks it is all beneath him. Well, maybe it is time to get the fuck out of dodge, boy. Nobody wants you here. Are you getting the hint yet, Andy? Please respond with another whiney diatribe cause we all feel for you. Poor little trust fund baby. Eat shit and die!

Ben lives on said...

Really considering the lengths Mr Bernstein along with cohort Mark Sirrocco{Demroc} have gone too, to slander and harass me my family and even my pets, going so far as to setting up an entire Anti-Tighe Blog I think I've been downright Charitable.

As far as pitying him for his salary and his youth. I've know single mothers who are younger and make less in 6 months then what just one of his Serotta bikes cost. And they go about their lives of quiet desperation with more spunk and less self pity then Andy ever dreamt off.

MeiVici AE $8,695.00 USD
http://www.serotta.com/

Went to the Saratogian website and my car exploded said...

I can just feel the love on this blog.

Now all together everybody sing
Kumbayah

Kum bay ya, my Lord, kum bay ya;
Kum bay ya, the Lord, kum bay ya;
Kum bay ya, my Lord, kum bay ya,
O Lord, kum bay ya.

Someone's laughing, Lord, kum bay ya;
Someone's laughing, Lord, kum bay ya;
Someone's laughing, Lord, kum bay ya,
O Lord, kum bay ya.

Barb Lombardo made me gay said...

Bunch of real fucking comedians.......

Pass me that naked picture of Bab's said...

Embrocation
1. The act or process of moistening and rubbing a part of the body with a liniment or lotion.

No wonder Bernstein would write for the Embrocation news.

It’s a masturbation rag

Bernstein has diaper rash said...

Maybe Bernstein can get a job doing PR for John Sweeney or Joe Bruno. Actually, probably not. Even those two scumbags wouldn't stoop low enough to reach Andy's level. You are doing a bang up job Mr. Bernstein ... enjoy your life of no future and career path into oblivion. You deserve nothing but the worst for your lack of ethics and the fact you actually think you have some sort of talent in life, which you clearly do not.

Anonymous said...

what the hell did he write to prompt all of this? The link is broken...

Bernstein has not hit puberty yet said...

He probably took it down because he was getting ripped a new asshole

Anonymous said...

I think you could give the kid a break. this is a really hard business to be in right now and he doesn't seem to know what he's doing. However, the personal attacks are over the top. Hopefully, he will learn about horse racing in time. He is just a kid. Lighten-up.

Bernstein's sports section gets beaten again said...

Bernstein's so-called sports department got their ass handed to them again today when the Times Union had the story of the local Saratoga man who owns Schoolyard Dreams, one of the top horses in the Preakness. Hey Andy, you guys working on that one? If so, day late, dollar short once again. And he is not "just a kid." At 25, he should be a grown up responsible for his own actions. No, he doesn't know what he is doing, but should readers of the paper suffer because he can't do his job and his bosses were too stupid to hire someone qualified? Don't think so. Until he gets his shit together or moves on (or is moved on) he deserves every bit of criticism. Tune in to tomorrow's Times Union, Post Star or Gazette to see what Bernstein misses next. And I bet he doesn't even give a shit about how bad his product his section is getting its ass kicked every day, which is really the most sad part of all. Journalism has ALWAYS been a hard business to be in, but those who work hard and have talent thrive under difficult circumstances. Andy has no work ethic or talent and therefore he continues to get bashed. Maybe he can go knock on Nick Zito's door and ask for a crash course on thoroughbred racing, but that would mean he would have to know who Nick Zito is. He would not know the difference between Nick Zito and Nick Jonas. Actually, he probably has a Nick Jonas poster on his wall that he beats off to each night. Again, Toga sports misses a big story because its inept leader knows nothing about horse racing. I'm sure he was too busy planning his next bike race to give a shit.

Anonymous said...

Speaking about Beating Off and Horses,I know just the Guy to teach Andrew Birdbrain the ropes on those subjects,he was in the paper recently LOL

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