Friday, July 2, 2010
Hip Hip Hurray,Saratoga Springs to have own Chinatown bus.
Attention all you mavens of knockoff handbags and you connoisseur's of fake Rolex watches, a new bus service running from in front of Congress Park stopping briefly in Albany then continuing to NY’s famous Chinatown s Canal St, will soon be operating.
Leaving at 6:30 AM from Congress Park and leaving Chinatown at 8:00 PM at 26 Canal St. Service is planned to start Aug 1 with a maximum price of 20 bucks each way. Let me tell you being poor, I’m a big fan of Chinese buses. They're clean, have wifi, bathrooms and the drivers stop people from smoking crack on them. Most of the people in this town have never ridden a Trailways or Greyhound, but they smell like piss and sometimes self destruct. I also really enjoy going through the medal detectors in the Port Authority. Nothing like meeting new friends as a mother asks you to hold her baby while she cracks open a new 40 of Colt45 and fires up the pipe. Greyhound you will not be missed. Funny I never saw Clare and Sara Bronfman on a Greyhound but I have seen a few people who look like Jesus Christ
Now I did what I said I would, can I have my free tickets?