Attention all you mavens of knockoff handbags and you connoisseur's of fake Rolex watches, a new bus service running from in front of Congress Park stopping briefly in Albany then continuing to NY’s famous Chinatown s Canal St, will soon be operating.
Leaving at 6:30 AM from Congress Park and leaving Chinatown at 8:00 PM at 26 Canal St. Service is planned to start Aug 1 with a maximum price of 20 bucks each way. Let me tell you being poor, I’m a big fan of Chinese buses. They're clean, have wifi, bathrooms and the drivers stop people from smoking crack on them. Most of the people in this town have never ridden a Trailways or Greyhound, but they smell like piss and sometimes self destruct. I also really enjoy going through the medal detectors in the Port Authority. Nothing like meeting new friends as a mother asks you to hold her baby while she cracks open a new 40 of Colt45 and fires up the pipe. Greyhound you will not be missed. Funny I never saw Clare and Sara Bronfman on a Greyhound but I have seen a few people who look like Jesus Christ
Details HERE
Now I did what I said I would, can I have my free tickets?
10 comments:
Your goen be a lot poorer when I get done with your ass.You motherf#@er co#ckfuc&er
This is way cool !!
What a dream come true. Chinatown bus from Togatown. [Squealing with delight] Watches, Thai food, clean bus bathrooms... heaven.
What about sexy petite Asian ladyboys?
Can we get those too?
The bus company is a private venture, the Port Authority is a government authority and that simply is why it is a piss smelling dump.Everything the government touches turns to shit.
Trust us we know.
OK Vet: enjoy your trip on the bus as it travels over private roads to NYC, crossing private bridges and tunnels. And I hope you're still alive after the bandits rob you on the way down, for there won't be any public protection guaranteeing your passage.
I hear there's even a gang down around Kingston that has a thing for miltary boys in uniform!
Yee Haw!
Does it go to Koreatown?
is the bus air conditioned?
Yes and brand new and clean
Hot Dog, now I can go to my favorite rub and tug shop with cute Yung Wu, A LITTLE OIL AND I’M IN HEAVEN. I can kiss Eileen goodbye
Hiyaa.. do you know if they ended up opening this line? I only saw Albany on the website! Thanks :P
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