Well it’s that time of year again boys and girls when Presidents and Kings come to Clifton Park to pay homage to NXIVM’s number two, chief bottle washer and Raniere foot massager Nancy Salzman on her birthday.
For those who have lost tract of Ms. Salzman let me give you a little snippet from her official NXIVM bio
"As an Executive Coach, Nancy Salzman coaches and provides special counsel to prominent individuals and leaders worldwide. She has worked with three billionaires, two royal families, five first families of countries, and some of the most successful individuals in the film and entertainment industries."
No wonder they call her “Prefect”
She is so important she sued Continental Airlines claiming the loss of $792,500 for a laptop that she lost on a Newark to Albany flight back in 2003. That case has languished in federal court since the last update in 03/29/2011
So I know you are waiting with baited breath for all the details about who to make your check out to
So here is the full schedule and price list
July 15, 2011 7:00pm Gift of flowers for Prefect n/a $10.00
July 15, 2011 7:00pm Prefect's Birthday Weekend Pass (NOT bringing dish to Potluck dinner) Various Locations $52.00
July 15, 2011 7:00pm Prefect's Birthday Weekend Pass (Bringing dish to Potluck dinner) Various Locations $42.00
July 15, 2011 7:00pm P's Birthday - Potluck and Follies (Not bringing a dish to potluck) Apropos, Clifton Park, NY $15.00
July 15, 2011 7:00pm P's Birthday - Potluck and Follies (Bringing a dish to potluck) Apropos, Clifton Park, NY $5.00
July 16, 2011 7:30pm P's Birthday - Formal dinner and entertainment. Apropos, Clifton Park, NY $25.00
July 17, 2011 12:00pm P's Birthday - A day at the farm House of Equus, 95 Westwind Rd., Delanson, NY here $15.00
I want to thank NXIVM for the kind invitation but I believe I will be enjoying my own little tailgate party in Fred the Butchers marking lot. Remember what a nice time I had last year meeting friendly folks like “Smiley” Mumford. Here.
And let’s not forget Vanguard week, the advance sale tickets have been a little slow, so pimp your daughter and sell your car, you don’t want to miss VWEEK
Vweek Enrollments
Albany 38
Vancouver 27
Monterrey 21
Mexico City 19
Seattle 5
Leon 1
Guatemala 0
New York City 0
Austin 0
Tell next time see you at my summer office “Victoria Pool”
13 comments:
What a bunch of losers. NXIVM nickels and dimes guests depending on if they bring of dish to a pot luck? Who ever heard of such a thing? Incredible. Such hospitality!
Are these people who never spent time in normal families or social groups? They appear to have no sense of how to just be in the world. Executive Success Programs has not doen much to smooth out their wrinkles. ESP is certainly not a chill pill. NXIVM people are so uptight.
I wonder if those first families and kings and entertainers all had pot luck sessions... or do they go all out and provide food when there is money to be made?
House of Equus: that was the name of Clare's blog.
So we might assume that her money boughh this farm.
The big property will make for a fine setting that could be a duplicate for Jonestown, couldn't it?
Is this farm where the Golden Child is now being imprisoned?
Pretty tacky party. Happy Birthday Nancy!
Have you scoped out the EQUUS site for any nice place for an Adirondack-cruising tourist to park legally to photograph aircraft on their approach to ALB?
If I'm a member of Kar-Ma, will Dawn Morrison wash and squeegee my windshield while I'm inside worship...uh, *celebrating* Prefect?
@ 5:32
That is one pretty funny vision. I hope someone brought pulled pork.
WTF - 3 days of parties for the nurse
some success program people have to bring their own food or pay
Tailgating at Fred's parking lot? Just cleaning me telephoto lenses. We need recent pictures of Vanguard and Prefect. Betcha they smuggle them inside in garbage cans or with blankets over their heads. Should be a couple dozen paparazzi at Fred's by show time! I'll be selling popcorn.
What atrocious sounding Espain will be provididng the entertainment -- Ms Hotaling? Or one of the a capella groups?
The Halfmoon canines will be howling all night when they hear that piercing sound in the night air.
NXIVM has a number of second rate local "entertainers", including the hilariously bad Jess Samples and last, but perhaps least, the self proclaimed musical prodigy, the truly horrid, Dan Wos and his Dan Wos Project.
Seriously, the cult is a great source of inspiration for a comedy : Followers are said that shit isn't shit and that it doesn't smell bad. And they believe in it !
OMG OMG Prefect's birthday weekend is finally here! I've been SO BUSY with my checklist of preparations...
-- sash washed and ironed
-- 21 days of 800 calorie diet to get ready to be in Vanguard's presence
-- caffeine enema to maximize weight loss so as not to disrupt Vanguard's energies
-- alfalfa sprout and wheat germ casserole for potluck
-- car washed inside and out for only $85 by Kar-Ma
-- dance lessons with Ivy so I can shake my stuff for Vanguard
-- camera battery charged up in case Kristin and Allison are there
-- signed up for parking lot duty to protect Vanguard and Prefect from that mean blogger guy who hangs out by Fred the Butcher
-- most importantly, money PAID (with an extra tribute to Prefect) for this weekend's festivities
All you haters don't know what you'll be missing! Can't wait to rock out to the sweet sounds of Dan Wos and Siobahn Hotaling!
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