Brent continues to be a sore loser and seems unable to fathom that after spending 80k plus, he was still unable to unseat Scott Johnson who barely broke a sweat campaigning. Maybe with more of PERMA’s money he can contract John E. Sweeney better known as "EX-Congressman Kickass," who gained notoriety for organizing the so-called Brooks Brothers riot that disrupted the Florida elections commissioners. He was said to have led the charge on the third recount in Miami in the Bush-Gore Florida presidential count, flying in astroturfing operatives and instructing them to "shut it down!" He is perhaps better remembered locally as an obnoxious drunk. Just the kind of man PERMA’s money can buy to steal the election when the absentee ballots are opened. Look out Pat Kane, he may just need a real scumbag to pull this off.
In other disturbing news the humorless dentist Christian Mathiesen is said to be interviewing Lew Benton for the deputy commissioner’s spot. Lew an ex-Republican turned Liberal-Democrat never met a government paycheck he didn’t cash is particularly disliked by local Republicans.
That brings me to the dismal performance of the Republican committee. You guys suck. The Dems were all over the city, screaming, yelling getting out the vote. Serves you right to have Lew Benton back in City Hall. Put down your fucking steak knives and your single malt and throw the deadwood off the fucking committee, starting with the backstabbing Scirocco clan. This group of westsiders were drunk at the bar celebrating their “Victory” while Ivins and Wirth were making heart felt speeches. I’m not sure if you’re a family or a coven, but you have made some powerful enemies in both parties.
Next let’s talk about the Democratic Committee currently run by Thilo Ullmann. Let me tell you I have had some long talks with Thilo and he is one of the densest people I have ever met. One night he gave a heartfelt speech about the death of Spanish dictator Franco. Thilo’s voice cracked with emotion as he described the almost erotic experience of singing the Internationale in FRENCH after hearing of the Generalissimo’s death while he was living in Spain.
The Internationale is the anthem of international socialism, and gained particular fame under the Soviet Union. Why Thilo choose to sing it in FRENCH in his native Spain is anyone guess, but I think he just wanted to impress us by relating his linguistic abilities. Remember this international idiot is the Chair of the Saratoga Springs Democratic Committee, but not for long. Thilo it appears is a little long in tooth and he plans to head to Berkley California were all good Socialist go to die.
But just to show I’m not heartless prick, here’s the Internationale in FRENCH. Dedicated to Thilo Ullmann
That brings us to the Chairman in waiting, the Wall Street Shyster Peter Martin who is patiently waiting in the wings for Thilo to get on with his trip to the Socialist boneyard.
Martin is living proof that even an expensive wardrobe still can’t improve the look of a man who seems to be doing a Hugh Hefner impersonation. All the man needs is a pipe and a bunny.
So the wildcard in this Circus of freaks is Michele Madigan? I only hope she will listen to some of her sane advisors who helped her win the election. And remember Michele I’m watching along with the rest of the city to see if you’re normal or just another two year footnote in the Saratoga history books. Like I said last night I’m going to give you a chance and hopefully you’ll act in the best interest of the city.
Till next time Goodnight