Well today at the opening of the absentee ballots Scott Johnson picked up another 75 votes to widen his lead to almost 300. Eileen Finneran was present for the festivities and let out her usual guttural sounds every time a ballot went for Scott. One friend compared the sounds to his partner's noises during a sex act involving a clown mask, three packets of Pop Rocks, and a twenty-inch replica of the Eiffel Tower.PS my friend is gay. I don’t have the results for Ivins and Wirth but it’s safe to say the results won’t change. That brings us to last night’s City Council meeting. The aforementioned Ms. Finneran was in attendance and entertaining again with her half moaning, half panting grunts that seem derived from pleasure and pain. Pat Kane was also present along with Councilman elect Christian Mathiesen. I hear maybe even Ron Kim will step up to plate to help Chris.
Noticeably absent was Councilwoman elect Michele Madigan. Ms Madigan has gained some notoriety as a YouTube singing sensation, but Michele it is your budget. Time to buckle down and learn just what your new job entails. I have a feeling you’re going to have enough problems trying to keep all your promises along with learning what goes into a City budget. We all know you can drink and make an ass out of yourself now let’s see if you can add and subtract.
And as far as this new peace treaty among the Cities Democrats. You may have surrendered but I never did.
Now that brings me up to Skippy Sirocco. In the only real action at the City Council last night, Anthony "Skip" Scirocco told the council that he on his own, hired a company to fix the water treatment building elevator to the tune of almost $10.000. Then he basically said don’t like it “go fuck yourself” Not his exact words, but pretty close.
That takes me back to the cities Dems. Want to make peace? First send Eileen Finneran back to the sound effects dept. of Beaverfuck studio. Then cut the shit about any new cops or a new police palace or building a new Fire Department.
Then run someone against Anthony "Skip" Scirocco. Then maybe, just maybe we’ll talk.
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Why wasn't this work bidded out?? My sources tell me john that the water works could have done the work in house for $3500,the contractor must have been a screwrocco contributor,were's the investigation,were's the Accounts Dept. on this one,The TAXPAYERS need to know why the city spend $10,000 on work at the Water Works that could have been done for $3500 and by an employee who already works there!
The Republican candidate is almost always the recipient of the majority of absentee ballots, even in overwhelmingly strong Democratic enclaves. This is simply because most users of the absentee system are either traveling business people or deployed military and these demographic groups are by far more conservative.
I make a lot of noise too 'How's that for you, you dirty girl?' and 'Tell me Mamie how much you want me.' Then I drag her into about 30 different positions. She thinks she’s doing Pilates!
Still not enough for Mamie. When I am finished she breaks out a Tickle Me Elmo, who knew that little bastard vibrates so much. After about 10 minutes of molesting the little puppet she lets out a ‘gaaah-guh-guh-guh!'. I then thought she was done but she kept humping a pillow for another half hour.
That milkmaid is a healthy wench. Could use to lose a few pounds though.
In 2008, three online reporters sued the NYPD for denying them press credentials simply because they wrote for a web-based audience. (Three months after the lawsuit was filed, the NYPD gave in.)
NYCPHERE
John you are picking up the slack for a mainstream media machine which no longer represents citizens.
The mounting assaults on you are all proof that powerful interests exist who would love nothing more than to squelch the Internet's capacity for democratizing the spread of information.
Without you and your groundbreaking expose on Wilkes and PERMA that man would be sitting in City Hall Janurary first
They're scared and angry and they should be. It's finally dawned on them that they and their buddies among the media elites don't get to define journalism anymore.
Money still can’t buy everything and it still can’t buy you.
You are the new journalism
Is that Andrew Bernstein on his knees in front of Ron Kim?!! bahhahahhaahaa. oh the fun I could have with that!
Dave-
You're BACK in rare form and WAYYYYYY on top of the weighty issues. I would never be worthy and NEVER could I get between a Doll and her Mamie.
I'll never be able to think of Elmo the same way again...
The data clearly demonstrate a dissociation of the timing of Eileen experiencing orgasm and making copulatory vocalizations and the timing of City Council meeting. My studies indicate that there is at least an element of her responses that are under conscious control, providing her with an opportunity to manipulate male behavior to their advantage.
My finding suggests that Eileen’s vocalizations are manipulative in nature. This data is remarkably consistent with findings reported in non-human primates, where, for example, in Barbary macaques (Macaca sylvanus) the likelihood of male ejaculation is related to the intensity and speed of female vocalizations during copulation.
And to translate: These scientists think that Eileen chooses to make noise during City Council meetings for the same reason female monkeys do during sex: To make men uncomfortable , to prevent themselves from being injured during the meetings, and to get continued access to resources and money.
So remember when you hear Eileen
Eileen moaning
She wants something
Has the city's Risk Manager been asked to do a study on the liabilty issues of EF's massive size breaking chairs and causing injuries as a result?
Will the city's insurance premiums rise ?
Will the city's catering bill increase?
Do we need to purchase a lock for the city hall snack machine?
How about the CO2 output from her massive body? Won't that cause localized global warming in our city? What are these costs?
Will the other City Hall employees be forced to wear headphones as a means of drowning out her ghastly grunts? What will that cost us?
How about the sweat flowing from her? Will that not provide the potential for people slipping on the pools accumulating on the floor?
Is there enough room in the Public Safety office to house this woman all day?
So many questions need to be answered here.
She's a walking unfunded mandate,it's no wonder her and Brent Wilkes hit it off...news alert,new reports just in: The Wilkes unsuccessful purchase of City Hall And the Government cost him over $100,000 dollars(wonder were all that money came from).
Hungry children will gather at her feet for a chance to eat the crumbs she will generate just at lunch alone.
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