Well I thought I was on break from the blog, but duty calls and I answer.
Seems some old friends of Keith Raniere were visiting and wanted to go through the old neighborhood. You know the Cult Compound on Flintlock in Halfmoon. I’m always happy to oblige. So we packed up the car with my wife and with a special blast from Keith’s past sitting in the front seat, we went to NXIVM sacred territory.
Driving through the nondescript streets of a dull Halfmoon subdivision suddenly…
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a dirty old man, and one tiny female reindeer
There he was, a little old pervert, so ugly and mean ,
I knew in a moment it must be Raniere.
His eyes –were so hollow! His pimples how runny!
His cheeks were all yellow; he has the brain of a bunny!
His droll little mouth was angry as he reached down so low,
I though he was packing and might shoot from the snow;
The stump of a tooth was all that was left of his teeth,
And the smell of his breath encircled his head like a wreath;
He had a drawn little face and a little pot belly,
I bet his little dick is a limp piece of jelly,
And I laughed when I saw him, in spite of myself;
So people really fear this measly little elf?
With a glare of his eye and a twist of his head,
I saw his thick glasses and new I had nothing to dread;
He spoke not a word, but covered his head,
But I heard him exclaim, as he ran out of sight
Fuck you John Tighe, I hope you die in the night.
Really for the first time today I saw the grubby one. Not much to look at. A small guy in a shitty sweat suit, with the hoodie drawn tight against his head. I was surprised to see him and for a moment or two our eyes met and locked as we glared at each other. He had a girl with him and after exchanging looks and to the delight of my special guest we drove away.
To any of you people who think this guy is special. Take a hard look at him. He ain’t shit. A little man living in a dumpy house in a soulless subdivision in an Albany commuter town, looking over his shoulder worried that his ghosts will catch up with him.
And those ghosts will Keith. That hot breath you feel on your neck when no one’s around. Those shadows you see that quickly vanish in the mirror. That face you see looking at you from the passing car window. Ghosts Keith, ghosts.
Yes Keith the Ghosts of Christmas past.
19 comments:
So this is the little guy who said he's had people killed?
Wait till we see him in an orange jump suit.
John-You are way more clever than a card-carrying mesa member :)
The Cult Christmas Cheer is shared in unique ways good and bad... even as a public shunning. Way to go John- you can end 2011 at peace knowing you earned their highest efforts and most noble responses towards those they deem ignoble (i.e. code for suppressive) hahahahaha-oh my lord, so crazy and If it weren't so inane- it would be very sad.
There is a Santa Claus and his name is John Tighe, LMAO.....Merry Christmas John ...Hoping for a vey happy new year!
Boo...what out for the ghosts...heheheheheh
Who is the reindeer?
Is it the ugly sister, Clare Bronfman?
Is VanFat walking her around the compound helping her get over her issues that her sister got a press release, a guy, and a county! While she only gets the fat troll and the compound?
Hope you were down wind JT
Great Christmas present! Merry Christmas!
Hey. how come VanTwit doesn't have a pretty colored scarf on? I thought that they were mandatory for all culties.
Note to Keith:
We know what you've done and we know what you're doing. And now we know where you are and where you're likely going to be on a daily basis.
Sleep well and don't worry about us at all.
Merry Christmas and Greetings from Switzerland !
Having seen him several times recently, the man's health is taking a serous turn for the worse. He looks years see than his chronological age. I do hope he is receiving competent medical care.
Van-Turd seems a lot like Scrooge who in a Christmas Carole was established as a greedy and stingy businessman who has no place in his life for kindness, compassion, charity or benevolence.
Seems like Van-Fraud has had a "drive by of his past" and just like Scrooge who was visited by Marley's ghost, has had messages to change his ways (lest he undergo the same miserable afterlife as he lives now)
The first of the spirits, the Ghost of Christmas Past, takes Scrooge aka Van-Fraud to scenes of his boyhood and youth, which stir the old miser's gentle and tender side by reminding him of a time when he was more innocent. They also show what made Scrooge the miser that he is, and why he dislikes people and even more so women
The second spirit, the Ghost of Present, takes Scrooge aka to several radically differing scenes (a joy-filled market of people buying the makings of Christmas dinner, the family feast of Scrooge's near-impoverished defendants in all his law suits, all the women he's screwed over, all the people he has scammed, including his son, unnamed who is kept away from people in order to evince from the miser a sense of responsibility for his fellow man. Will he see in time to save his soul
The third spirit, the Ghost of Yet to Come, harrows Scrooge aka Van-Fraud with dire visions of the future if he does not learn and act upon what he has witnessed and teaches. Scrooge's own neglected and grave is only tended by Unterreiner and Cafritz is revealed, prompting the miser to aver that he will change his ways in hopes of changing these "shadows of what may be."
Well at least Scrooge (who must be smarter than Raniere) got the big picture. Time will tell if Van-Fraud really gets what he has become and what effects his actions have caused.
Scrooge awakens on Christmas morning with joy and love in his heart and has become a different man overnight and now treats his fellow men with kindness, generosity and compassion, gaining a reputation as a man who embodies the spirit of humanity.
The story closes with the narrator confirming the validity, completeness and permanence of Scrooge's transformation.
What will the smell one do?
One question for the smelly one....
If this was a movie and you could go back in time and talk to the younger you and others.... what would you say?????????
Note to Anonymous 11:01 A.M.
VanTwit is getting the best available medical advice fro Dr. Michael Salzman.
In a country where the banks are "too big to fail", and they get a trillion dollar bailout for their irresponsibility, while an individual who does the same thing would get an "ahh shucks, it's your own damn fault and should have acted more responsibly, so you're still going to jail", is it really surprising that Raniere has gotten away with what he has for so long?
Of course not. Most of the people in the world are corrupt and are in it for their own selfish interests. Raniere is just the epitome of that type of individual.
Many frauds inhabit this already cynical world, and he's one of the worst types: the wolf in sheep's clothing. Things are so fucked up in the world today, it is commonplace to have charlatans who put on the masks of ethical people to take advantage of others. Is there anyone more rotten to the core than these types?
My faith in the notion that people are mostly good has taken a huge hit. Maybe because fewer people believe in God or a higher calling, and could give a rats ass about the fundamental building block of society, i.e. the family institution. Nowadays, when push comes to shove, most people will behave the same way, and it's not in a positive one. Although in the movie "The Dark Knight", the Joker was wrong - after all, it was a Hollywood movie trying to give people a false sense of hope while having them glued to a screen full of delusion for two hours, all the while stealing their money from right underneath their noses - in the real world, he would most likely be right.
Excuse me for my cynicism, but anyone know where I can get some Air Jordans?
Note to Keith:
Enjoy this Christmas 'cause it's going to be your last one without Bubba and LeRoy!
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