Well it’s that time of the year again when I, my Wife and Bruno {Chief of home security} wish all of our friends
Merry Christmas to all our Christian friends
Happy Hanukkah to my many Hebrew friends
To my Shi'a Muslim friends, a belated day of reflection and prayer for the Day of Ashura.
To all my other Muslim friends, don't despair Mawlid is just around the corner
Happy Bodhi Day to my Buddhist friends
And a joyous Kwanzaa to my black friends
And to my atheist friends and others who don’t celebrate anything, hey at least the sales are pretty good.
But finally to my Irish friends, Happy Boxing Day or St.Stephen's Day . This is my favorite holiday {outside of Christmas}. To those who don’t know Boxing Day, the day after Christmas was the day which became a traditional holiday for the largely Irish servants and employees of the British who waited on their English masters on Christmas Day. The British in their great kindness would allow the servants to take home their leftovers from Christmas Dinner in boxes to share with their own often large families. Hence Boxing day. “A people who forgets its past has no future”
So I hope I haven’t forgotten anyone.
And remember any would-be thief, I’ve added a new level of security this year
11 comments:
Merry Christmas John and Joyce!
Your Name Inspires Charity
John your name inspires charity, wherever it is spoke
And your face that’s full of happiness, forever carries hope
Hope that eventually all evil will be extinguished
And never did you care if your name became distinguished.
Merry Chrismas :D
My best wishes to all :)
Buon Natale John, to you and your family.
When your last name means Christmas in Italian, it makes you believe even more in this special time of year...for me and so many we have you...
You have given hope to so many this year by showing the other side of what really happens within NXIVM and the sick minds of the leadership.
I personally want to thank-you and your family for your bravery. You jumped in because you saw the injustice and wanted to do something to stop it...more then I can say for others at this point.
You do so with no need for reward, or recognition (even when others have taken your work as their own) know in your heart that you have saved many souls, brought families back together, and given even the "Rat"...a place to go for peace...Thank-you again John, may we pray that 2012 brings you and all of us...... nothing by politics from the Saratoga In Decline...and the end of this nightmare for so many.
This is more fun than pin the tail on the donkey! I love playing real-life games with real-life consequences.My new girlfriend f*cks me like I paid 4 it BUT she can't cook, clean or hold a conversation. She won't get a job, driver's license or floss. I think I'm transparent and people know how lonely I am. Feeling vulnerable is worse than the feeling of loneliness. I am alone 90% of the time. It's unhealthy?
I do love Christmas though, when I go to house parties and use there bathroom, I look in the medicine cabinet for "hers" and rub it on the backside of my Nuts! I wash the toothbrush too in the crack of my ass.
Remember I might be one of your quests.
Merry Christmas
Dave from the Y
Oh how I long for sweet revenge! REPENT REMORSE REVENGE
Hey, John, you forget to leave a special holiday message for the Mormons and for those poor souls that worship VanTwit and cherish VanTwat. How about "May all your wives get pregnant at the same time" for the former and "May you get what you deserve" for the latter?
Dear Dave, if I can call you that ,Merry Christmas. We probably hate a few things about each other, and will never understand each others choices in a few things. We could start with Val and Mamie but hey we both like hot tubs right?
Remember Dave keep your integrity without being miserable. In my 2+ years as a professional cynic,and blogger I’ve finally concluded that traditional cynicism doesn’t make for an especially happy or useful life.
Don’t get me wrong; I believe cynicism is essential as a station on the road to enlightenment.
We need our cynicism to help us see the world clearly and stay true to our principles. But now and then Dave we must stand up and look at the sunrise and say,
Hey the world sucks
But it sure has its moments
Again if it smells real bad Dave, just hold your nose and dive in.
My Saratoga holiday presents:
For Nancy Goldberg: A Negro neighbor
For Mayor Johnson: Anti-stuttering lessons
For Vanguard: A Get Out of Jail Card
For the Bronfman Brats: Rich husbands to replenish their dwindling fortunes
For Michele Madigan: a bar tab at Gaffney's and singing lessons
For Skip Scirocoo: A brain
For Commissioner Mathieson: Uzis and AK 47s to prevent the gangs from invading
For Eileen Finneran: How to Lose 200 Pounds diet plan book
For Citizen Nancy Muldoon: A clue
For Saratoga Taxpayers: Sedatives, to be used after they get thier first tax bill under the new incoming city council
For Saratoga Citizens: More sedatives, to deal with the upcoming Charter Change war about to be brought on to us
For Kyle Dork: Fire extinguishers, a toupee and a personality
and,
For John Tighe: the best of wishes for 2012
After all we do need a change in gov't..last year .5tax increase and this year a tax decrease this form of gov't stinks I only hope Chris can put together or reassemble juan kims'40million dollar public safteys'taj mahal,we bastards here in dreamville need to be brought to our knees,go chris,illeen and of course the master juan,after these assholes get thru with us you be wishing Caroline street was open 24 hours a day.
$40 million?
The new plan is for $100 million !
To be named the Ron Kim Public Safety Palace, of course.
Newbie here, I was told you might have the document that Raniere challenged Rick Ross over? if not where can I go to wrap my fingers around it?
Thanks
Jay Beswick
fincenMIB
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