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Tuesday, March 13, 2012

Keith Raniere runs away like a little girl.


Today was just one of those fun days. I was on my patent pending new technology trademarked “NXIVM-Keith Raniere, cult monkey fun tours™”. You know the ones where I bring tourists and media types around on public roads in plain sight for the Keith Raniere freak show and today was an adventure.

With a very special VIP {all in good time my pretty, all in good time} on board we made the usual stops 455 New Karner, Clubhouse and then Knolls Woods and Jackpot. There was the alleged pedophile walking with the famous filmmaker who only made one film Mark A Vicente {real free to call him cell: 310-339-5414}.

Now at this time I can’t divulge who was with me and if any of you know and leave a comment as such I will not post it but they were filming. Then as we saw Keith and right after I took these two shots Raniere bolted. No shit took off fucking running through some guys yard, jumping over lawn decorations. I was laughing my ass off. I thought I was watching the Sopranos when Tony runs through the woods from the Feds. So is that it Keith, you thought we were the Feds? I hoped you stopped running before you got to Canada.

So this Vicente dude is standing there alone holding on to his pecker and then he takes out his own camera and films me{which of course is his right} So we go around the block to look for the running man but he’s probably past Ballston Lake by then so we head out. I told my friend how lucky he was to see the grubby one much less film the little bastard running through the neighborhood. But then I warn him expect a visit from the police. He looks at me like I’m crazy as he is very experienced in this and knows we’ve done nothing wrong.

So I explain it to him. Vicente photographed my plate number and although he doesn’t know who I am NXIVM computers do.So this is how this drama will play out.

A phone call was made to Momma bear the ugly cult goddess Clare Bronfman.

This is a fictional account of the conversation based on my past experience with NXIVM{like when they said I was going to poison the drinking water of Silver Bay during Vanguard week}.

Keith calls Clare; Oh Clare that blogger guy took all my positive energy and changed my aura causing a perceptual disturbance in my luminous radiation in my etheric plane. PLEASE CLARE MAKE HIM STOP.

Clare;Oh Vanguard I’m going to make that evil suppressive, subversive, parasite pay for this then I’ll read you a bedtime story from your favorite book Lolita.

Clare to Steve Coffey; now Steve we have you on retainer and pay you $600 an hour per diem for these special cases so do something about this terrible hate blogger in Saratoga.

Coffey to an unknown Major in the State Police; Look my clients are billionaires with a B, got that Major and if you want to keep your little post at Troop G and don’t want to end your career in Buffalo you better do something about this blogger guy.

Major to Coffey; Steve my boys on the ground all tell me he’s a nice guy, always polite and cooperative and he’s never broken any laws.

Coffey to Major: Look Major you want me to start throwing names around? Do you know who Clare Bronfman is, now do something, click.

To clear up any confusion the following is the truth and yes the Sheriff wanted to know if I had a"legitimate" reason to be in Clifton Park.

That was a fictional account,now back to reality.

I’m in a restaurant with my special guests and my cell phone rings

Sheriff;I want to speak to John Tighe?

Me; This is I

Sheriff; I want to know if you were in Clifton Park today?

Me;Why is there a problem

Sheriff; We know you were “harassing” residents there today.

Me;I was there on a NXIVM cult tour and ran into Keith Raniere it was his choice to run.

Sheriff; So you admit you were “harassing” Keith Raniere and you had no legitimate reason to be in Clifton Park?

Me;I said no such thing.I was on public roads in the open and I ran into Raniere.I have every right to be on a public street.I didn’t stop or communicate anything to Keith Raniere and the people in my car were from ****************. Maybe that’s because Raniere is an alleged pedophile who has drawn a lot of attention to himself lately do to a series of articles published in the Times Union.

Sheriff; I don’t know anything about that.

Me;Well you should Google his name K-e-i-t-h R-a-n-i-e-re. Do you want to speak to ***********

Sheriff;That won’t be necessary have a nice day.

So that ended another fun day in my life. Till next time sleep well knowing that Keith Raniere is afforded round the clock protection paid for by your property taxes.

25 comments:

Anonymous said...

To paraphrase Flounder from Animal House, "Oooooooo, this is gonna be good!"

Anonymous said...

Hysterical! I can't believe he was running through yards jumping over lawn furniture. He's such a grubby, short, fat little guy. It must have been a sight. I can't wait to see the video. Keep safe.

Anonymous said...

I see Raniere got rid of his "Jesus" look. The let me "pretend to be an ethical man con" disguise apparently wore out its welcome and got tossed in the trash.

I see Mark Vicente in the picture. He still maintains Malcolm X's picture as his facebook profile while supporting this narcissistic, manipulator of vulnerable underage girls with self-esteem problems for sexual favors. He must be so brainwashed that he can't see the hypocrisy of it. Hey dummy, Malcolm X left Nation because guess what: HIS LEADER MANIPULATED MANY OF HIS TEENAGE SECRETARIES FOR SEXUAL FAVORS AND GOT SOME OF THEM PREGNANT.

I guess that's what happens when your six figure income is based on selling "human potential", and you have no other skill set.

Anonymous said...

I hear that Raniere like to (or use to) dress like a girl so it would make sense he would run like one.

Anonymous said...

Sooooo..... The bully is really a punk. Big surprise there.....

"Running on empty..." said...

LMFAO....I was on my patent pending new technology trademarked “NXIVM-Keith Raniere, cult monkey fun tours™”.....ROFLMFAO

John-it was hard to come up for air after your opening statement. Absolutely hilarious. You are exceeding the smartest man at his intellectual humor level.
I can only imagine the "buzzing" that must be happening in the love shack headquarters. Everyone is getting or giving EM's. LOL

"Running on empty..." said...

LMFAO....I was on my patent pending new technology trademarked “NXIVM-Keith Raniere, cult monkey fun tours™”.....ROFLMFAO

John-it was hard to come up for air after your opening statement. Absolutely hilarious. You are exceeding the smartest man at his intellectual humor level.
I can only imagine the "buzzing" that must be happening in the love shack headquarters. Everyone is getting or giving EM's. LOL

"Running on empty..." said...

LMFAO....I was on my patent pending new technology trademarked “NXIVM-Keith Raniere, cult monkey fun tours™”.....ROFLMFAO

John-it was hard to come up for air after your opening statement. Absolutely hilarious. You are exceeding the smartest man at his intellectual humor level.
I can only imagine the "buzzing" that must be happening in the love shack headquarters. Everyone is getting or giving EM's. LOL

Anonymous said...

Oh yes! Thank you for being brave and for escorting such pals to the scene of the slime. Flush them out of their well furnished holes. Let them toss and turn for a change.

While I prefer Justice arrive swiftly, it will surely be worth the wait if the net catches the most fish.

Anonymous said...

I've often thought about getting out my ghillie suit and watching these freaks. If they act this bizarre in public, imagine (or don't!) what they would do in private.

Ben lives on said...

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So join us on the Cult bus as we search for the elusive Raniere.
And don;t forget to bring the kids.
Keith loves Kids

marecares said...

The reason Raniere is walking around the neighborhood is he’s afraid all the cult houses are bugged.
He is acting like a two bit mobster which is all he really is.

Anonymous said...

Did the cop really question whether you had a "legitimate reason" to be in Clifton Park? I just kind of wander through there whenever I feel like it. I wasn't aware that one needed a reason for being there. A "legitimate" reason at that. Who decides if a reason is good enough? Was I still reading the fiction part of your account by mistake?

Ben lives on said...

Yes he did. I guess driving for no good reason is now a crime.
Remember
I'm also banned from any property owned by the Saratoga Housing authority including lawns and parking lots because I took a photo of a bedbug infested mattress in the back of an authority truck.

And yes the Saratoga Police have made it quite clear they will enforce that order with my arrest if I violate it.
And remember its not signed by a Judge or had any Judicial review

Anonymous said...

Maybe he thought you were going to serve him some court papers?

Maybe he was showing Vicente his not so famous 100 yard dash record?

Or Mabe he was showing Vicente he is able to leap tall yard nomes at a single bound and that is why he should be called "Super Vangaurd"

Anonymous said...

Maybe he just didn't want to be seen with that loser movie director.

Anonymous said...

You're lucky all of this happened in Saratoga County, John. If you'd run into Raniere and Vicente at the NXIVM Center in Albany, Soares would have already indicted your mean old ass.

You should put up a pay-per-view of the video of Raniere running away. If nothing else, that would bring in enough money to allow you to take lots of NXIVM classes.

Anonymous said...

I HAVE SEEN THE VIDEO AND I MUST SAY THAT, IMHO, RANIERE DID NOT RUN AWAY LIKE A LITTLE GIRL...HE WADDLED AWAY LIKE A FAT OLD VANGUARD.

Anonymous said...

Is there a video? Where?

Anonymous said...

Check out Allison Mack's new blog post concerning what she should do now after Smallville. In it she relates how alleged statutory rape artist Raniere is a dear friend and mentor of his.

http://www.allisonmack.com/2012/03/15/what-now

Anonymous said...

I am astounded at how this coward has been able to erase the critical thinking skills of his obviously insecure followers. That carefully guarded curriculum must be some kind of powerful. Does it involve staring at a swinging pendant for hours on end? Does he bend spoons with only his gaze?

Give me a friggin' break. Wake up people. When you allow someone to take away your independent voice you are reduced to being a pawn on a pretty sick chessboard.

Anonymous said...

@11:09 Mack talked about working with Jness. A small group of Smallville fans are posting in the comment section. One of them wants to hear more about Jness.

This is what make Kreuk and Mack so dangerous. They've a built in audience who thinks they can do no wrong.

Kreuk might be back on the CW in 'Beauty and the Beast' a remake of the 1980s TV show. Impressionable kids watch the CW and think she's so sweet.

These two women are dangerous because they cross the line from hapless believers to recruiters. They're pampered because of their connections and money and spread the poison.

Mack said in her blog:

"And I have found a passion project, something I believe will change and nurture the world while changing and nurturing me in the process: I am working with an incredible new women’s organization, Jness. And through that work I am discovering things about myself I had no idea existed before. All these things were living in the shadow of who I thought I was, who I thought I should be. Now wouldn’t it have been great if the woman behind the curtain was more together, more elegant and consistent than before. But instead I get all this newness. A baby giraffe standing for the first time. On ice. What do I do with this?"

Anonymous said...

Uuuuuuuh-oooooooooooh !!!

From Alison Mack's blog :

I expressed this concern, this incredible feeling of loss and lack of direction to a dear friend and mentor of mine, Keith Raniere.

Have a hard copy of her blog, before she denies that she knows Keith Raniere !

It's bad to assume things without thinking alot, buuuuuuuut : It [probably] means that she's an inner circle "family" member !

Can you spell B.O.Y.C.O.T.T. ? Homogenized boycott ?

Frankly : I use irony in this post. But it's a hearthbreaking situation... I frankly pity that girl. She doesn't deserve such a fate.

No one does.

Now that clever people have been warned. Keith is going to grow an army of self hating and unsuccessful freaks !

It sounds like a punk-rock band : Army of Vanguard's losers

Anonymous said...

@4:15,

You are SO right. Trust me. Those women aren't naive. Both of them have been involved with NXIVM for a decade if not longer. They are programmed to perform. They put on the sweet, fragile, lost little girl/misunderstood artist routine to lure the fans in. It's all an act.

Mack knows how to use social media to further her own (and Raniere's) agenda. She understands full well what she is doing.

The only saving grace is she is a total nobody with limited talent and range beyond a specific circle. Still, it is awful to think of any young person being duped by these charlatans.

Anonymous said...

It's getting interesting. Allison Mack's last blog entry about her "dear friend and mentor Keith" is receiving some well-deserved fan backlash.

She and her webmaster have been very busy over the last few days deleting the comments that are anti-NXIVM. A sampling is below (sic):

********************

All i’m hearing is a bunch of nonsense. I’m mean seriously you need a some mentor to hold your hand? look i get you just got off from a show but let’s be real here about NXIVM. I’ve heard very upsetting enough to know that there bad news to get involve with. “Either your here one hundred percent, or you need to walk away, the choice is your’s to be a leader not some poor sucker who wiill be left in the dust.” When NXIVM find’s no use for you. Is that the kind of message your sending to your fans? then i’m sorry i don’t support your choice in this… you may deleted it or think nothing of it. I can careless but i know at some point you’ll read my post. I used to think gee you have the perfect life that maybe i was wrong about you, but when comes down to it i just pity you now. Sorry Mack if you want to be a savior to the world then save yourself before you decide to be some savior, nobody asked you to solve our problems so don’t speak for other Women… you don’t know what they want or what thet need, just do us all a favor grow up already for Fuck stake!


- The honest one 



After I read this that a friend gave me just lost it honestly. I’m a fan of you until I found out you were in some cult and out drinking all the time. Do you really need some wannabe friend saying that you look good, oh yes Allison do this or not do that. What are you some robot that needs someone to always tell you what to do. Hello wake up girl and be you OWN person. I bet you can find some job out there for you. At least the others from Smallville are trying to move on yes maybe not the parts they are hoping to do but at least their face is out there still. Don’t turn away now just try something new because it never hards. You just learn from things were all human right? So why not try something new. I believe you should get out of this cult before some horrible happens to your life or health. Look you have to save yourself and think about yourself before others and the world. Yes you were in a tv show for 7 years doesn’t mean you just stop believing and give up just hang up the towel like that. There are people fighting out there to be in your place just to get on tv or be in shows/movies. You are alright in the door why close it? You got your family and friends why do you need some cult for? Honestly your family is the best to turn to when you are down or not sure where to go in your life. Don’t turn to people that want to use or control your life for you. There is still time to turn back and get out be your life better again just you need to call the shots no one else. I honestly don’t care if you end up deleting my post because you don’t like what I say but just know that you lost a fan.
- MAC 



I liked what The Honest one just said. The truth may hurt like a Bitch, but it’s so dam true and you Mam have lost two fans. (you either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villan.

********************

Done. Censorship overruled. Thanks to JT and this forum, the honest voices of the brave ones are restored.