Exclusive: Albany DA David Soares, the stripper and President Obama

SOARES BRINGS NATIONAL ATTENTION TO SARATOGA IN DECLINE
Again I want to thank Al Roney for having me on his show today. Jim Combs, from Adirondack Radiology who so generously offered to give me a free $5,000 CT scan and Chris Churchill of the TU and all the people who have expressed concern for me. But enough about me. Back to the blog

Tonight I bring you a fascinating tale.
Every once in a while, I notice when a new reader comes onto the blog. That’s especially true when the new reader happens to be sitting in the Executive Office of the White House!

Yep, believe it or not, this little blog is now being read by someone who sits in (or at near to) the Oval Office. Just last Wednesday, the following URL popped up on my monitor:

Host Name: Browser: IE 8.0
IP Address: 198.137.241.197 — [Operating System: Win7
Location: Washington, District Of Columbia, United States
Resolution: 1680x1050
Returning Visits: 0
JavaScript: Enabled
Visit Length: Not Applicable
ISP: Executive Office Of The President

I watch my stats pretty good. Key words, logarithms, algorithms I caught on to them pretty quick. That is also one of the reasons this has become the number 1 blog outside of Albany in upstate NY. I've seen all kinds of Ip's but this was a first

So, I asked myself, why am I suddenly drawing the attention of someone who works for the President of the United States? Well, as it turns out, it looks like I have Albany County District Attorney P. David Soares (or whatever name he’s using this week: HERE and HERE) to thank for all of this attention.

So I start digging around. And the story behind that connection is so bizarre that even I found it hard to believe the first time I heard about it.

On May 8th, President Obama came to Albany, NY to visit the Nano Tech Complex at the State University of New York (SUNY). HERE, HERE and HERE. And as soon as the wheels of Air Force One were touching down at the Albany International Airport, who do you suppose was trying to weasel his way into the crowd that had gathered to greet the 44th President of the United States? Well, that would be Albany County DA P. David Soares and his 26-year old ex-stripper squeeze, Stacey Quackenbush
UPDATE little Stacey just got promoted
http://www.timesunion.com/local/article/DA-s-girlfriend-lands-new-county-job-3574940.php

Prior to taking a position under Soares in the DA’s office (pun intended), Quackenbush reportedly used to perform at DiCarlo’s “Gentlemen’s Club”{ http://dicarlos.com/main_menu.html): HERE
So, how the hell did Soares cause the White House to start monitoring my website, you ask? Well, here’s the story.
Whenever the President travels about, the Secret Service is supposed to put together a pre-screened list of people who are allowed to be within close proximity of him. I say “supposed” because years ago, I (and a friend of mine) were allowed admission to a meet-and-greet room with then President Bill Clinton even though we got tickets at the last minute. We also were not required to go through any metal detectors or anything like that.

In any event, Soares and his girl friend were not on the pre-screened list of people who got to meet with the President before he spoke at the Nano Tech Center. So they, of course, were turned away by the Secret Service detail. (This happened even though several members of the detail supposedly recognized Stacey from DiCarlo’s when they were here for an earlier Presidential visit).
So, what did P. David do when the Prez’s guys blew him off? Well, Dave did what any self-respecting American male would do in that situation: he called one of his bro-pals and asked for some help.
In this case, the bro-pal was supposedly the captain of the SUNY Albany police force, who the SUNY Albany website indicates is William Yankowski. And, being the bro-pal that he is, the captain arranged for P. David and Stacey to be in the Holding Room where the President and his entourage held court before he gave his nano-tech speech.

Captain
William F. Yankowski
WYankowski@albany.edu.

Just about everyone in the Holding Room - including P. David and Stacey - got to pose for a photo with the Prez. But unlike everyone else, P. David and Stacey never got a copy of their picture. That’s because all hell broke loose once the Secret Service guys figured out that neither of them were on the list of approved attendees.
The Secret Service detail reported got their heads handed to them, as did the SUNY Albany Police Chief. And, in a fit of pique, the White House told P. David “No picture for you, asshole!”
So, a week after this latest little fuck-up by the Secret Service, the White House is on my website and looking for past posts about Soares. In case they missed a few, they’re all HERE.

Being President of the U.S. is a difficult and often thankless job. But you’d think that as President, you could at least avoid the embarrassment of being photographed with a District Attorney who has never tried a case in court, who has hired a former stripper with whom he now has a “committed relationship”, and who has close ties to the NXIVM cult (HERE, HERE and HERE).

Oh, and did I mention that three of Stacey’s sisters have been charged in Albany County with various drug offenses since Soares took office in 2005? HERE
Seriously, you just can’t make this kind of shit up!

By the way, anyone who doubts the authenticity of this story is welcomed to check with members of New York’s Congressional delegation like Sen. Gillibrand, Sen. Schumer or Congressman Paul Tonko. Tonko accompanied the President on Air Force One and personally witnessed this entire Twilight Zone episode.